King James Trumps The Loud Mouth Without Trying

August 4, 2018 4 By Michael
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King James trumps the loud mouth in the White House. LeBron James a high school graduate and multi-millionaire proves once again that he is smarter than the loud mouth in the White House. Said loud mouth is purported to have a degree from the Wharton School of Business and to have millions of dollars that no one seems to be able to verify.

One thing for certain, as CNN’s Don Lemon noted, while the loud mouth’s claim to fame is in putting children in cages, King James has added to his fame by putting children into schools with a pledge that any student who finishes his “I Promise You School” will have a full scholarship to Akron University.

While the loud mouth was trying to come up with a response to the backlash from his tweet attempting to question the intelligence of King James, the loud mouth wife asked to be invited to King James school.

The Loud Mouth can’t help but put his foot in his mouth. After all his mouth is wide open each time he spouts some nonsensical bull manure. This time he has a lingering case of diarrhea of the mouth. The people love King James. Especially after James stepped up and addressed the critical need of education in his community.

In opening his school last week, James has gone beyond the call of duty. Essentially, he has taken upon himself to do what the government is charged with doing, but in the presence of a Secretary of Education who lacks the smarts to understand educational policy, is incapable of doing.

Yeah, I’ll say, King James is a pretty smart rich man with a heart for the people.

Don Lemon recently asked James if he would run for president. James begged off the question.

However, after the latest stupidity from the loud mouth, heck, why not. He is much smarter than the empty mouth in the White House and he has a good grasp of the social needs of the citizens of this once great country.

King James 2020 would be just the breath of fresh air the country needs after four years of bombast from the Loud Mouth of Manhattan. 

Long reign King James!

Harold Michael Harvey is an American novelist and essayist. He is a Contributor at The Hill, SCLC National Magazine, Southern Changes Magazine and Black College Nines. He can be contacted at hmharvey@haroldmichaelharvey.com