Russia, China, North Korea, If You Are Listening
Russia or China or North Korea, if you are listening to the American President, go out and spy on his Democratic opponents. If you all are listening, call Don Jr. and set up a meeting in Rose Garden. Don loves any dirt you can provide him on Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg and Bernie Sanders. Don’t worry about the others, they will soon drop out on their own.
If you are listening North Korea, you can count on Donald Trump to prevent the FBI from spying on you while you spy on his American political opponents. He said as much as a few days ago. Trump just loves to get nice love letters from your leader. Keep sending Trump these love letters and before you know it you will have built your nuclear bombs under Trump’s very nose.
Go ahead Russia, dig up what you can on Joe Biden the polls show that Biden is a clear threat to remove Trump from the White House next year. If Biden is elected your days of meddling in the American election process is over.
China if you are listening, toss Trump some nasty information on Bernie Sanders. If you are listening, do a little opposition research on Kamala, Pete and Elizabeth. Stop them dead in their track and steal the election for Donald Trump.
Russia, China, North Korea, if you are listening, let me make this very clear, Trump, Trump, Trump he’s your man, if anyone can help you defeat the Americans, Donald Trump can.
If you are listening, Trump can’t win re-election by himself. He can only win with foreign meddling; and as history records, Trump will fall in bed with those foreign powers who can steal another election for him.
So get busy hacking into the computers of Trump’s political opponents, he will not tell the FBI and if the FBI undercover your crimes, Trump will tell his base not to believe the FBI because, it is only opposition research and any congressman or woman would accept opposition research no matter how nefarious it was obtained and without respect to who the American enemy is who presents this information.
Russia, China, North Korea, if you are listening to Trump, he is ripe to play the pasty for another four years.
Harold Michael Harvey is an American novelist and essayist. He is a Contributor at The Hill, SCLC National Magazine, Southern Changes Magazine, Medium, and Black College Nines. Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.